PeePee Pillow

Description

Kinda long, kinda chonk, the absolute unit!

Stuffed with premium cotton!

• Ships within4 – 7 business days!
• Adorable little eyes
• EXTREMELY girthy
• Very cuddly
• Cuter than a real one

Meet PeePee Pillow, a giant cuddly pillow that packs some frankly obscene girth. This stuffed toy is nearly 20 inches long and has slightly terrifying black little eyes that you could get lost in if you tried. We recommend you don’t try though. Explaining to a bystander why you were gazing longingly at a humongous plush chode is no mean feat.

Snuggle up with PeePee Pillow and rest your head on his lovely soft shaft – or keep him on your desk to make your colleagues INSTANTLY contact HR to voice their concerns. Treat yourself to this adorable addition to your plush collection – because you’re girth it.

Please note: this is not an accurate to scale version of a human one. Thank god.

stop looking at me, perv

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