The Spooky Mat

Great mat for a great effect! I have multiple of these and always get reactions from guests. Great for Halloween!

I write this from my hotel room right now. So my roommate told me his "Girlfriend" will come over to stay with us again tonight. Last week she locked me out of the house because I quote "oh, sorry, I forgot you still lived here". Last night, she did it again. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice…

You are probably thinking what does this have to do with bath sheets. Well I bought this product and proceeded to cover Every square inch of our bathroom floor in these sweet looking sheets. They’ve got a matte finish. It only looks like we just remodeled our flooring but I promise you tonight will be the last time I ever see her again

Does our bathroom look like someone just got butchered all over the floor? Yes.
Will she invite herself over to our house again? No.
Will he threaten to murder me? Sure.
Will I ever have to worry about being homeless again? No

Unbelievable value. All the security for less than staying one more night in this sketchy hotel. Cannot recommend enough. Plus, next year’s halloween party is gonna be legit freaky. awww yeah